bekn: in my family i’m the ‘computer whiz’ cause i understand that when u open a new window the previous one isn’t gone
takethewesttraintopanicstation: On a scale from Will Smith to Amanda Bynes how much have you changed in the past 10 years
pontmercyanide: some flowers just arrived for my sister but my mom thought they were for me. and so she asked if they were from henry and of course i asked what the hell she was talking about and she was like “henry, the boy you’re always talking about.” she meant henry david thoreau. i quote henry david thoreau so much my mom thought henry david thoreau was my boyfriend
buttgenie: writeworld: Instead of whispered, consider: murmured mumbled muttered breathed sighed hissed mouthed uttered intoned susurrated purred said in an undertone gasped hinted said low said into someone’s ear said softly said under one’s breath said in hushed tones insinuated aye lil mama let me insinuate in ya ear
lovelylittlehippos: sir-pyllero: hankler-fish: blainestorm: ckweek: squidkneee: phlynn: summer bloggin happened to fast summer bloggin had me a blast I met a friend crazy for me Met a blog, cute as can be tumblr days, drifted away but oohh-oh those tumblr nights TELL ME MORE TELL ME MORE, LIKE DID YOU GET AN ASK!? tell me more tell me more did you reblog that ass ...
leeeeverett: today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?” one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face
dragonpikachu: i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants: aiyuwithoutatrace: wegotplansforsammy: wibblywobblytimeturners: somewherethats-green: the worst fuckin thing is “oh you sing? are you a good singer? SING SOMETHING FOR ME RIGHT NOW” “do you draw? you do? DRAW ME” like no “you write? MAKE ME A CHARACTER IN YOUR STORY” “you act? CRY FOR ME RIGHT NOW” “You speak that language?! Say...
the-winchester-initiative: SLEEPY BOYS ARE THE WORST AND BY WORST I MEAN ABSOLUTE BEST BECAUSE ADORABLE MESSY HAIR AND RASPY VOICES AND POUTY LIPS I JUST CANT DEAL WITH THIS
humming-metallica-in-the-tardis: amon-fire: fuckyourfreckles: rizaoftheowls: derinthemadscientist: stolenpandorica: elisetheawesome: kyoukokiriqiri: why do we call periods “periods” when we can call them something cooler like “bloodstain fever” or ”the crimson horror” are u guys okay Vaginebola Red Tide Warning shark week the red wave i second shark week
So i was on my brothers computer and found this
bewbin: bewbin: at first i thought it was porn then i dug deeper at this point im scared to go any further i wonder whats inside IT WAS THIS FUCKING GIF
iamtonysexual: jonandtheon: jonandtheon: jonandtheon: MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN RED ASLERT I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME?? update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost He’ll be vital to your quest later,...
hannibalthecanibal: and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw
craplos: ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
diagondaley: buttgenie: i hate when a teacher is genuinely funny and i’m the only one in the entire classroom that laughs at their jokes since everybody i go to school with are distasteful heathens #especially those sarcastic witty teachers who have amazing comebacks but everyone is fucking moronic and not intelligent enough to understand the beauty of what theyre saying and i get so upset ...
andrew-ledger: do you ever just have that one person you have a tiny subtle little crush on and it’s just never going to go away
shalrath: what doesnt kill you gives you exp points
justmeandwhatever: 221b-mine-please: pirenstoletheimpala: mycroft-queenofcake: iamjayse: thenerdfighterkid: slydig: tsarbucks: slydig: dont be mean be median or mode damn math fandom bloggers shut up we have a good range of jokes this is our domain guys we’re forgetting the point of this post and going off on a tangent Are you all done cos I’ve had enough of this by...
maxterbate: maxterbate: Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr? Free chocolate milk for everyone i have just been informed on this